white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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