I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There's always time for handjobs
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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