Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
