ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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