margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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