He disabled his match.com account in front of me
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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