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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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