I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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