So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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