butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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