oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
How drunk are you?
Completed.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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