Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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