Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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