Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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