I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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