Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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