I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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