My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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