yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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