dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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