So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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