...so i touched it.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she looked like the before picture.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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