do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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