Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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