is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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