D3 body, D1 cock
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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