And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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