I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Are we still banned from the library?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize
