Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm sobbing to NWA
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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