We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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