There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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