I only kidnapped one of them. chill
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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