You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
handjob tips. give me some.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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