Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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