His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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