I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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