I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
