still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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