How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You are the jesus of drinking
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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