Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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