He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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