i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Panties = found
I love you.
Bad choice
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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