he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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