you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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