Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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