Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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