Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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