I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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