I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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