The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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