But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
