She is in my trunk
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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