Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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