can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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