Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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