where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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