Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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