But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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