she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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