there's paper in my vomit.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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